Caption It Thursday. Win $50!
It is Thursday, and that means it’s time for the Lulu’s Caption It Contest. Hooray!
Enter by simply leaving a caption for the picture below in the comments. The writer of our favorite caption will receive a $50 shopping spree.
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spikly delicious shoes!
I’ve heard of point shoes, but this is just ridiculous!
“I need better shoes for work…it’s impossible to make balloon animals with these on!”
Even the shoes are scared of this look!
Now THAT’S a spiked heel.
Bet they keep her dance partner from stepping on her feet!
Spike Up Your Life
A “swift kick in the pants” takes on a whole new meaning! Ouch!
shes wearing a porcupine!
Spikey-diva-fabulous!
Do you really want to talk SMACK to me?!?
Who needs to stand out when you can stick out?
These shoes are great for clubbing. They’re the perfect weapon for those cheesy pick-up lines!
Verdict: Shoe to kill.
Sexy and Dangerous Shoes: Only for true Maneaters.
Who needs pepper spray when you’ve got these bad boys!
She was always tough as nails but really proved it when she wore these spiked heels.
These shoes are definitely FIERCE!
Manolo Porcupine Fabulous (pssst can also be used for those pesky-touchy-feely dates)
Studs are out. SPIKES are in!
Every rose has a thorn.
Look Sharp, Be Sharp
Lady Gaga plays footsie with King Koopa, uber seski with a stab of danger.
These shoes are the best solution for a clumsy dance partner or a sloppy guy at the bar stepping all over you…
PITA’s latest campaign. Save the Porcupines. Id rather wear porcupine than go naked.
Blowfish on heels!
The Japanese have now started dehydrating and wearing their beloved fugu!
Blowfish without the blow….or the fish.
My jealous boyfriend makes me wear these to the club so guys don’t ask me to dance anymore.
Punk-Rock Gone Wild
a fashion designers dream, pin cushion built in!
“The nail that sticks up gets hammered down”
For all the ladies who have issues with getting your boyfriends/husbands/lovers/ whoever, up and out of bed, here is your solution!
Who needs to perform a “Lorena Bobbit” when they have these heels?
Special Agent Smith wore these on her undercover assignment. Right before the perpetrator tried to run, she “NAILED” him!
Guess this is what I get for running through the cactus fields with peanut butter on my shoes!
For those of us that wanna dress to kill…
Finally! A place in fashion for all my porcupine road kill!
Finally, a use for my porcupine road kill
Shoes for when your boyfriend just wont listen.
Maybe making those sea urchins into shoes wasn’t the BEST idea Stuart ever had, but hey, now you can walk around New York and definitely not get mugged!
” These would be what Porcupine-Girl
–resident superhero of the forest–
wears on her night off.”
Back away! I’ve got a spiky heel and I know how to use it!
Those are my kind of shoes. Now I can can literally “dress to kill”. Give me a compliment or I will poke you with my porcupine/catus deadly weapon shoes. MWAHAHAH
“I’m on my period, give me chocolate or get nailed”
Got an urge to kick your ex-boyfriend? How about releasing some anger on the tires of your enemy’s car? No more need for iron-toed boots or a pocket knife, because these Spike Heels will do the job!
mmm, that guy is cute, i think i’ll play footsies with him to get his attention
If you can spike a drink…why not a shoe?
Just try me, you know you want to….
Spiky heels: weapons of mass destruction for women (or men) that need a little help in self defense.
Now woman can have their shoes and their self-defense tool all in one!
Maybe this is a good option for self-defense.
Boyfriend being a pain in the butt? Make it mutual.
Lady Gaga’s new muse.
“Made from the finest porcupine quills to give your outfit that extra point(s) it needs!”
“You know that photo shoot I had this morning? …Nailed it!.”
Caution: Wear with care, tripping in these could poke your eye out.
A sure-fire way to keep people from stepping on your toes…
Spiked with Fab!
girlfriend’s revenge
Anti-Cheating Device
magnetic shoes in a hardware store.
In times of recession, it’s good to know the fashion world can still nail the midieval styles of yesteryear. The phrase “dead as a doornail” takes on new meaning in shoes that give “edgy” a run for its money. You’ll be on point in the shoe that goes from the construction site to Friday night. Whether your at a club dancing or need a club for fighting, these sharp additions to your wardrobe will have people trying to pinpoint your every move.
Now, a shoe that will prevent people from stepping on your toes! Feel free to be Independent, ladies!
I came up with three:
1.)The ultimate Break-up Shoe
2.)Shoes you wouldn’t want to step on, but you want to step into.
3.)Pinhead called, he wants his shoes back! But we’re keeping them!
Dagger Dolls, for the dangerous Diva!
Talk about when a women puts up her defenses for a night out, she gets rubbed in the wrong way by a guy and it’s Blowfish mode with her feet!
so simply spiked heel
Carrie Bradshaw: “I couldn’t help but wonder … What’s more dangerous for today’s single woman? Manolos or men?”
Tonight on Channel 9 News: Porcupine attacks an innocent pair of heels!
Confident she nailed the interview, Jaynee was releaved she wouldn’t need to screw her way to the top.
When did Hellraiser become the new black?
Following the nasty divorce, a bitter Cinderella fled to the city. Her taste in shoes was never quite the same.
This is what you’ll get Chuck Bass
“But he that dares not grasp the thorn should never crave the rose.” – Poet Anne Bronte
having a bad day, spike it up ladies by all means!
Porcupines are cute animals, especially when worn on your feet.
I should have never bought my husband that nailgun for christmas.
…I also sleep on a bed of nails.
who says you have to be the only one to suffer for fashion?!
What taylor swift should have had on at the VMA’s to kick Kanye’s butt!!!
Don’t step on me,or I’ll prick you !
1) Double-o shoes: license to style
2) These shoes are made for catwalking, and that’s just what they’ll do.
3) Kick a** and take names shoes
4) “In every generation there is a Chosen One. She alone will stand against the style-police, the demons of design, and the forces of darkness. She is the Shoe-Slayer.”
5) Buffy’s night out
hellraiser 2009: death on heels.
SPIKE UP YOUR LIFE WITH THESE SHOES!!
SHOES……a girl’s best friend?
Finally a way to stop my dog from chewing on my shoes!
The perfect look for every pms woman. ‘Dont make me kick your a**!’
now we know sea urchins and fashion do not mix.
“The porcupine, whom one must handle gloved, may be respected, but never loved.”
People say I’m a rose with thorns, but I say I’m tough as nails. Its just that spikes suit my personality better than nails.
haha! and guys were afraid of Point shoes!?
Feminism’s answer to high heels: the Back Off Boys pumps.
In response to the Diabolical Heels, PETA launches their new “I’d rather go barefoot than wear porcupine quills” campaign.
Headline: “Lady Gaga Kills Back-up Dancer In Freak Waldrobe Malfunction” “All Artists Now Banned from Wearing Devil Heels”
1.In response to the Diabolical Heels, PETA launches their new “I’d rather go barefoot than wear porcupine quills” campaign. 2.Headline: “Lady Gaga Kills Back-up Dancer In Freak Waldrobe Malfunction” “All Artists Now Banned from Wearing Devil Heels”
kinda gives the old saying I’m going to shove my foot up your… a little more punch doesn’t it?
Spiked shoes – for nights out when there’s no room for mace in that tiny clutch.
Walking fashionably on pins and needles.
“This is what we call Hedgehog Couture”
Try walking a mile in Dolly Dagger’s shoes.
kanye needs a taylor swift kick in the @$$ with these bad boys!
Who designed these….Lady Gaga? These would go perfect with her creepy VMA performace.
For those who are tired of Crocs.
“These shoes make me feel a bit… horny.”
“a thoughtful way to ensure your personal space is never invaded.”
For those days when your feeling a bit prickly
forgot the pepper spray, just kick someone with your spiked heels.